Earlier this week I did a day of supply teaching in a class I haven’t taught yet this year. The teaching assistant was new to the school and obviously hadn’t met me before, despite the fact that I’ve taught there many times over the past year and know lots of the children. That didn’t prevent her from passing judgement on my pregnant figure, though!
“When are you due?”
“Oh. Second baby?” (Her expression when glancing, or rather glaring, at my pregnant belly instantly made me feel like I’d eaten sludge for breakfast.)
I’m not sure quite how I managed to feel quite so rubbish when she said so few words, but the effect of those words (and the accompanying facial expressions!) has stayed with me since. It’s made me feel ashamed of my bump when I should be proud that I’m growing another mini human.
So, in search of solidarity I turned to my lovely blogger mummy friends, and asked them if they’d had any similar experiences. I’m honestly shocked that most of these statements and questions came from strangers, who should frankly be keeping their noses well and truly out of it! Here’s some gems for you to enjoy (and remember to absolutely not say any of them. Ever.)
“When are you due? Oh.. I assumed it was this side of Christmas” and “Wow you look tired, pregnancy is really taking it out of you isn’t it?” Both came from people I don’t really know!
In the same day when I was about halfway through my pregnancy I had one person telling me I was massive and I should get measured to check everything was ok and another saying how small my bump was for my due date. Talk about messing with your mind!
Lyndsay, Fizzy Peaches
“Isn’t pregnancy wonderful though?”. I was on crutches from bad SPD, had pre-natal depression and was checking my blood sugar after every meal due to gestational diabetes. People get super uncomfortable when you say that you don’t enjoy pregnancy, as if it means you don’t appreciate that you’re about to become a Mum.
Emma, The Freelance Lifestyle
Whenever someone asks if I’m expecting my first, and I reply with ‘no this is my third…’ I instantly get shocked / disapproving looks or a ‘HAHA good luck!’ thrown at me. As if I wasn’t already worried about how much harder it’s going to be!
Emily, Emily and Indiana
I had the amazing – “are you expecting twins? No, oh my daughter is as far along as you and she is much smaller! You must have eaten a lot of mince pies over Christmas, dear!” If the lady hadn’t been a very important donor at the charity I worked for then I may have hit her.
Lucy, Mrs H’s Favourite Things
“Oh.. so it was planned?”
“So, when will you get the pregnancy glow?”
“Are you coping with picking up your first? Because you’re massive.”
Jade, Raising the Rings
Whilst I was pregnant with my son (second child), a colleague was also pregnant due around the same time as myself (but with her first baby). After returning from annual leave she came into my office and said ‘I can’t believe how big you are, you look like a whale compared to me’ – to my face! Needless to say, I sobbed in the toilets whilst my other colleagues politely told her to keep her mouth shut.
Sarah, Boo, Roo and Tigger Too
Have you ever been insulted by a stranger when pregnant? I’d love to hear your experiences in the comments so that we can roll our eyes together!